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Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« on: December 31, 2014, 04:18:08 PM »
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2014, 04:29:33 PM »
They can have mine when they pry it from my cold dead...

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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2014, 06:53:19 PM »
Holy *expletive deleted*it it does look like a dildo  :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2014, 07:00:36 PM »
perfect for your next playdoh/passion party.
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2014, 07:02:11 PM »
I heard they are replacing it with one that looks like the fleshlight.
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2014, 07:39:26 PM »
Helically ribbed, for her pleasure.
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2014, 09:11:51 PM »
Truely new meaning to "adult toy".

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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2014, 10:05:43 PM »
How did that make it to the final product at Hasbro?
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2015, 06:55:26 AM »
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How did that make it to the final product at Hasbro?
Through a committee.
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2015, 07:13:07 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on December 31, 2014, 07:02:11 PM
I heard they are replacing it with one that looks like the fleshlight.
Does it come with an AR-15 pistol and a SIG brace?
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2015, 08:17:28 AM »
Gives new insights to the term "screwing."

Highly amusing !

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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2015, 04:16:44 PM »
Quote from: Viking on January 01, 2015, 07:13:07 AM
Does it come with an AR-15 pistol and a SIG brace?
If the online gun sellers thought it would sell, they would.
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2015, 08:12:00 PM »
"Mommy will just put this in her nightstand for now, so the kids don't get it."
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2015, 08:47:18 PM »
Politically correct toy design committe where nobody wanted to admit the toy looked like a sex toy, for fear of being acccused of harrassment. 
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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2015, 10:07:13 AM »
I Snoped this to see if it was a gag but there's apparently no Snopery on it yet.  My default position on net weirdness is that it's fakery, but so far... nothing.

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Politically correct toy design committe where nobody wanted to admit the toy looked like a sex toy, for fear of being acccused of harrassment.  

That's probably true.  Either that or the committee is composed of experts on toys --those "experts" being actual kids too young to "get it." Possibly all girls since it's a kitcheney-bakey-home-economicsey sort of thing.

Ah well.  time will tell, I guess.

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Re: Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2015, 06:45:26 PM »
230: run right down to Toys-R-Us and see what's really in the kit!!!
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« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2015, 09:45:02 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2015, 09:08:06 AM »
Quote from: Bob F. on January 02, 2015, 06:45:26 PM
230: run right down to Toys-R-Us and see what's really in the kit!!!

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