New, aggressions to mope over.
Nanoaggressions: Microaggressions that occur to others that one reads about after the microaggress-ee whines and snivels about it online, causing the reader sympathetic butthurt from the third-person microaggression.
Picoaggressions: Microaggressions that have not occurred, but that one speculates about, either inwardly or in writing online.
Femtoaggressions: Nanoaggressions that occur to others that one reads about after the nanoaggress-ee whines and snivels about it online, causing the reader sympathetic butthurt from the third-person nanoaggression.
Attoaggresion Singularity: Point at which micro-, nano-, pico-, and femto-aggressions overwhelm the internet and moper consciousness and the entire world descends into a never-ending and ever-expanding universe of butthurt.