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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2006, 07:15:01 AM »
Holy cow!  The guy on "Bob and Tom" was right about the Animal Conspiracy!!!
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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2006, 07:26:07 AM »
I've just put in a request at my work to have them swap my issue wetsuit for a kevlar one.

I think the stingrays are just jealous about the whole opposable thumb (well, and appendages too) thing.
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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2006, 07:37:40 AM »
When did stingrays start jumping out of the water?
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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2006, 07:56:16 AM »
Cue the War on Dasyatidae.
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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2006, 07:57:53 AM »
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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2006, 09:12:27 AM »
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When did stingrays start jumping out of the water?
Right about the time that trees started jumping in front of celebrity skiers.  

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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2006, 10:01:31 AM »
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Cue the War on Dasyatidae.
What caliber for manta?

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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2006, 10:05:22 AM »
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Cue the War on Dasyatidae.
What caliber for manta?

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Looks like it's somewhere between 1.8 and 2.4mm

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The Great Stingray Revolt of '06, Part Deux
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2006, 05:51:34 PM »
Global warming, global warming, global warming!

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