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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/01/29/unwanted-bodies-foreign-isis-fighters-pile-up-in-iraqi-hospitals/?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork

If a US citizen goes to fight on the side of ISIS or any other terrorist organization I would hope they would have their citizenship revoked and let their body rot in the desert.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2015, 03:36:19 PM »
Flinging them into Raqqa from giant trebuchets is the utopian solution.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2015, 08:19:53 PM »
I know for a fact they have excavators there.  Is it so had to dig a big hole and bury them?
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2015, 11:03:29 PM »
I know for a fact they have excavators there.  Is it so had to dig a big hole and bury them?
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2015, 12:47:54 AM »
http://www.ssiworld.com/

We could do a crowdfunder/gofundme etc. and send them one.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2015, 01:17:56 AM »
http://www.ssiworld.com/

We could do a crowdfunder/gofundme etc. and send them one.

We can sell them a giant woodchipper. I have 6 in the yard at work right now. Peterson Grinders. It's even got a remote control!







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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2015, 01:35:31 AM »
We can sell them a giant woodchipper. I have 6 in the yard at work right now. Peterson Grinders. It's even got a remote control!



That looks like Fargo on steroids.  I guess you wouldn't have to cut the body up with that one.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2015, 01:40:57 AM »
That looks like Fargo on steroids.  I guess you wouldn't have to cut the body up with that one.

She has a feed opening of about 60 in x 32 in, so no, you wouldn't have to do anything but chuck the body in.

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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2015, 03:00:00 AM »
Has anybody remembered that these guys, not to mention their comrades, are at least ostentatiously Muslim?

You know, the religion with a 'you're supposed to be buried within 1 day of dying' rule?

I wonder how that affects the morale of the survivors?  The more negative the better, I say.   :old:

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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2015, 03:06:33 AM »
Has anybody remembered that these guys, not to mention their comrades, are at least ostentatiously Muslim?

You know, the religion with a 'you're supposed to be buried within 1 day of dying' rule?

I wonder how that affects the morale of the survivors?  The more negative the better, I say.   :old:

They seem to have an excuse for everything, though, so it likely does not affect their morale.

I mean, we're talking about a culture that is A-OK with raping goats and boys but women are evil. When you get to that kind of "logic" then anything is cool if you come up with "logic" to support it.







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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2015, 05:32:20 AM »
I like the siege weapon idea. Throw in whatever dead animals you find too.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2015, 09:55:18 AM »
That looks like Fargo on steroids.  I guess you wouldn't have to cut the body up with that one.
I was thinking of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. Their's wasn't big enough though. 
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2015, 02:26:58 PM »
I was thinking of Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. Their's wasn't big enough though. 


True.  I forget did they turn it off or did it not have enough power since they pulled the lower torso out.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2015, 03:13:14 PM »
We can sell them a giant woodchipper. I have 6 in the yard at work right now. Peterson Grinders. It's even got a remote control!



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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2015, 11:28:39 PM »
Stack em up on pallets,  load em on a C140, send them home.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2015, 02:50:34 PM »
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2015, 03:35:57 PM »
Flinging them into Raqqa from giant trebuchets is the utopian solution.

And much more elegant than my "corpse-a-pult" notion, what with using gravity vs cordage.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #17 on: February 04, 2015, 03:43:56 PM »
Convert football stadium into giant hog pen.

Stock with nastiest boars you can find.

Toss in ISIS folks, dead or alive will work.

Charge admission.

Profit.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #18 on: February 04, 2015, 05:41:53 PM »
Convert football stadium into giant hog pen.

Stock with nastiest boars you can find.

Toss in ISIS folks, dead or alive will work.

Charge admission.

Profit.

Round up the sick *expletive deleted*s that torched that pilot.  Pay per view.  Profit.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #19 on: February 04, 2015, 05:47:54 PM »
Not sure why you want to inflict such cruelty on innocent and potentially serviceable pork...
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2015, 07:26:01 PM »
Not sure why you want to inflict such cruelty on innocent and potentially serviceable pork...
Because in doing so, they end up as pig *expletive deleted*it.
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Re: Unwanted: Bodies of foreign ISIS fighters pile up in Iraqi hospitals
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2015, 07:31:18 PM »
Not sure why you want to inflict such cruelty on innocent and potentially serviceable pork...

Ultimate recycling? 

You're taking something totally worthless, and turning it into potentially delicious pork.
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