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Bobbitt family update
« on: October 31, 2006, 09:15:56 PM »
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.  Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.  She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage.  The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with . . .

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Re: Bobbitt family update
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 09:20:15 PM »
That's absolutely awful!  grin
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Re: Bobbitt family update
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2006, 12:18:44 AM »
Isn't it ironic that her last name was "Bobbit". You just can't make stuff up like that.  cheesy

I'd post a related joke but I already caused enough trouble this week. Maybe next week.  grin
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Re: Bobbitt family update
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2006, 02:04:47 AM »
Yay for the hometown heroes...

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edit to add: Crud, the new software doesn't show location.  I'm in Manassas, where it all went down.  Though, it happened long before I moved here.

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Re: Bobbitt family update
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2006, 07:46:16 AM »
I wonder how many people know that John Bobbit was briefly institutionalized in a mental hospital after his wife's attack?

Apparently, he was just nuts&. grin

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Re: Bobbitt family update
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2006, 08:04:27 AM »
Why oh why do I keep viewing threads started by Preacherman?
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Re: Bobbitt family update
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2006, 08:41:29 AM »
Maybe we need to cut this thread short...

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