PLUTO IS A PLANET! IT WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET! HANDS OFF PLUTO!
Right on, bro ! If it's got its own moons, it's a planet !
And the hell with that "weird orbit" nonsense !
Feh ! Feh, say I !
Hell, even Uranus is ass-backwards in its rotation, and
it's a planet !
Double-feh !