President Obama to Drink Own Urine

[Ben]

Obama is getting survival training from Bear Grylls. I don't know what's real anymore...

http://twitchy.com/2015/08/31/this-is-a-joke-right-obama-to-hone-outdoor-survival-skills-on-running-wild-with-bear-grylls/

[Hawkmoon]

Must ... resist ... snarky ... comment.

[roo_ster]

Must ... resist ... snarky ... comment.

On the upside, he will have to take a moment and stop pissing on all of us here in America for the duration.

[SADShooter]

Must ... resist ... snarky ... comment.

"Don't resist. Come to the snark side...we have humor. and cookies."

And I'm going to guess your comment was something along the lines of him getting a taste of what he's been feeding the American people for the lats 8-odd years. Anywhere close?

[SADShooter]

On the upside, he will have to take a moment and stop pissing on all of us here in America for the duration.

And once again, roo_ster and I are telepathically within seconds of each other...

[Perd Hapley]

This should be a cakewalk for Obama. To put it delicately, he is convinced of the pleasant fragrance of his own waste.

[lupinus]

I'm rooting for the bear...

[vaskidmark]

I'm rooting for the bear...

Beat me to it.

And remember, Obama is for common sense gun laws, including universal background checks.  So look for the ATF to swarm the area looking for the bear that did a private transfer.

But wait!  Grylls does not allow firearms on his show.

This is gonna be good - even if we wind up with crazy Uncle Joe in the big chair till November 2016.

    

stay safe.

[Jamisjockey]

Dafuq.  You know what would make an impact?  Doing reality stuff with Mike Rowe.  Get the  young people that love him so much thinking about "dirty" and "real" jobs.   

[lupinus]

But watching Obama take a salt water enema up the ass will be much more fitting.


Sent from my iPhone. Freaking autocorrect.

[Hawkmoon]

"Don't resist. Come to the snark side...we have humor. and cookies."

And I'm going to guess your comment was something along the lines of him getting a taste of what he's been feeding the American people for the lats 8-odd years. Anywhere close?

Actually, it was more along the lines of a change of diet for some Alaskan ursine ...

[griz]

Darn old age.  When I was young I could distinguish satire from reality.

[SADShooter]

Actually, it was more along the lines of a change of diet for some Alaskan ursine ...

What have you got against bears? Don't they deserve high quality protein rather than filler?

[Doggy Daddy]

What have you got against bears? Don't they deserve high quality protein rather than filler?

You stated the problem; "high quality" protein.

[KD5NRH]

Found on FB:

An open letter to President Obama from Cody Lundin:
Dear President Obama,
My heart sank when I learned that you will appear with Bear Grylls on a hyper-scripted television show. Your decision to “learn” survival skills from an actor who plays a survival instructor on TV has further muddied the water for people wanting to learn factual skills to keep themselves and loved ones alive during emergencies. Outdoor survival instruction is a real profession, a profession in which people’s lives depend upon the training given. It is not a joke or a cheap PR stunt.
You have worldwide influence. An opportunity was wasted to educate millions of people to be safer and more prepared in the back country. This same self-reliant mindset and preparedness learned in the outdoors translates directly into our towns and cities. A better prepared, more resilient and stronger citizen is an advantage to us all. This is the intention of authentic survival training.
You had an opportunity to train with a genuine outdoor survival instructor in Alaska; there are several of us nationwide. You chose instead to further perpetuate the dangerous misinformation that networks continue to spew out regarding the outdoor survival skills profession. This misinformation can and has killed people. Your appearance on this show further justifies this misinformation, and makes it that much more difficult for professional survival instructors to do their job and save lives. Tragic and unnecessary.
In closing, when Edward tries to convince you to drink your own piss, instead of the sparkling bottled water in the production cooler off-set… don’t.
Cody

[Firethorn]

And here I thought he was going to take a sip of some reverse osmosised sewage water that Californians are going to end up drinking.

[vaskidmark]

And here I thought he was going to take a sip of some reverse osmosised sewage water that Californians are going to end up drinking.

Knowing how that works, the water was still rather good.  Not knowing the water came via that process, the water was rather good.

What you may want to avoid is stuff gathered from a solar still when the plastic was not at least washed to remove the obvious food residue that came from the hunk of meat and mayo that it covered until repurposed.  Sterilizing it would probably have been even better.  (I declined my "three swallows, only three" and dug a hole in the ground till I got a puddle I could put my survival straw in.)  Gastric distress with sulfuric farts is best experienced from far upwind.

stay safe.

[Boomhauer]

Dafuq.  You know what would make an impact?  Doing reality stuff with Mike Rowe.  Get the  young people that love him so much thinking about "dirty" and "real" jobs.   

His constituents are not the working kind

[dogmush]

Two thoughts:

1, wow, I'm glad that we have all our foreign and domestic issues worked out so that the CinC has this kind of time on his hands.

Followed quickly by:

2. Wait a sec......he's going to do "manly" things in the wood? Like Putin? He's trying to out Putin Putin for a photo op? This can only end in tears........

[makattak]

Gee, I thought I remembered the liberal pundits calling Governor Palin gutter-trash for doing a "reality" show.

I'm seeing no such comments about Obama...

[Ben]

Two thoughts:

2. Wait a sec......he's going to do "manly" things in the wood? Like Putin? He's trying to out Putin Putin for a photo op? This can only end in tears........

Exactly what I was thinking. Except I was thinking tears of laughter.

[lupinus]

And then there's this....

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/08/31/vladimir-putin-dmitry-medvedev-pump-iron-at-summer-residence/

I love the tea picture. It looks straight out of a Bond movie.

[Tallpine]

And then there's this....

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/08/31/vladimir-putin-dmitry-medvedev-pump-iron-at-summer-residence/

I love the tea picture. It looks straight out of a Bond movie.

Be careful not to "slip on your tea"   

[makattak]

Be careful not to "slip on your tea"   

That's Jack Ryan, not Bond.

[Mannlicher]

I'd be more than willing, to drink a couple of tall boys,  and piss on him.   :)


at least the kenyan is not out golfing again.