Humorous. Well done.
To pick some nits though.
BASH is technically not a programming language, although it does allow scripting, it is a shell vs. a programming language, a programming language like C is often used within BASH scripts.
I don't see COBOL which REALLY should be there, many companies still run old legacy COBOL applications.
FORTRAN should probably be there as it was the first high level programming language if I recall correctly; slightly older than LISP.
Many people learned programming on PASCAL or BASIC which are also not listed and I would think one of them would have been.