R.I.P. Scout26
With that voice, the bear must have been deaf to even stay in the same state.
If I had to listen to her voice for too long, I would have been chewing on her kayak.
... I would have been chewing on her kayak.
Nice euphemism. I've heard variants over the years. In some the kayak has a man in it.
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.