I take out people who even suggest that I eat an AM Crunch Wrap - impending zombie apocalypse or not.
But I see the behavior behind this whole thing as a symptom of the decline of society as we know it. Some ruffian steals second base (which I understand is important to the playing of the game of baseball) in front of thousands, and the act is shown over and over again on instant replay, and not one finger is lifted to bring the thief to justice. Heck, nobody offers to "just forget the whole thing, no questions asked" if he will but bring it back.
stay safe.