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France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« on: January 28, 2016, 03:57:15 PM »
Never thought I'd give a thumbs up to a socialist, but gotta love Hollande telling Iran to stick it when they wanted wine removed from a lunch meeting menu.  :laugh:

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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2016, 09:36:40 PM »
Danged uppity Iranian jerk. They got their nuclear bomb factory deal, so now they think they can tell the whole world how to live and act.

What's wrong with just, like, not drinking wine if you don't drink wine? It's not necessary to make it into an international incident and torpedo a state dinner because your religion doesn't like the fruit of the vine.
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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 11:16:26 AM »
Danged uppity Iranian jerk. They got their nuclear bomb factory deal, so now they think they can tell the whole world how to live and act.

What's wrong with just, like, not drinking wine if you don't drink wine? It's not necessary to make it into an international incident and torpedo a state dinner because your religion doesn't like the fruit of the vine.

 It's called "Islam". 

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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2016, 12:02:17 PM »
It's called "Islam". 

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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2016, 01:00:53 PM »
It probably wouldn't amaze you the number of Muslims that drink alcohol.  In Iraq the liquor stores were almost as prominent as the brothels.

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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2016, 01:42:54 PM »
It probably wouldn't amaze you the number of Muslims that drink alcohol.  In Iraq the liquor stores were almost as prominent as the brothels.



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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2016, 01:45:02 PM »
The booze or the hooker?

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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2016, 02:18:47 PM »
"now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -Dark Helmet

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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2016, 03:36:41 PM »
It probably wouldn't amaze you the number of Muslims that drink alcohol.  In Iraq the liquor stores were almost as prominent as the brothels.



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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2016, 05:32:00 PM »
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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2016, 11:11:40 AM »
I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times:  Sometimes a goat pen is just a goat pen.

Didn't see a lot of goats but plenty of sheep.
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Re: France and Iran: The Wine Standoff
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2016, 11:38:10 AM »
Didn't see a lot of goats but plenty of sheep.
Probably off getting their hooves done for later.


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