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http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/01/technology/microsoft-plumbs-oceans-depths-to-test-underwater-data-center.html?_r=2



Microsoft has tested a prototype of a self-contained data center that can operate hundreds of feet below the surface of the ocean, eliminating one of the technology industry’s most expensive problems: the air-conditioning bill.

Today’s data centers, which power everything from streaming video to social networking and email, contain thousands of computer servers generating lots of heat. When there is too much heat, the servers crash.

Putting the gear under cold ocean water could fix the problem. It may also answer the exponentially growing energy demands of the computing world because Microsoft is considering pairing the system either with a turbine or a tidal energy system to generate electricity.

The effort, code-named Project Natick, might lead to strands of giant steel tubes linked by fiber optic cables placed on the seafloor. Another possibility would suspend containers shaped like jelly beans beneath the surface to capture the ocean current with turbines that generate electricity.

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Re: So you want a server farm...let's go ahead and put it in the ocean
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2016, 03:30:21 PM »
They stole the idea from "Mission impossible". :)

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Re: So you want a server farm...let's go ahead and put it in the ocean
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2016, 03:41:30 PM »
Looks like the 'Ivy Bells' pod from the Cold War underwater Soviet communications intercept days.  Speaking of which, having an underwater server farm would be great for espionage.
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Re: So you want a server farm...let's go ahead and put it in the ocean
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2016, 03:58:53 PM »
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Today’s data centers, which power everything from streaming video to social networking and email, contain thousands of computer servers generating lots of heat. When there is too much heat, the servers crash.

Putting the gear under cold ocean water could fix the problem.

But won't that cause glaciers to melt and globular warming?!?!  :O
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Re: So you want a server farm...let's go ahead and put it in the ocean
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2016, 04:41:54 PM »
I see another advantage if the data center is in international waters, outside any country's territorial limits . . .
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Re: So you want a server farm...let's go ahead and put it in the ocean
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2016, 12:22:54 AM »
Looks like the 'Ivy Bells' pod from the Cold War underwater Soviet communications intercept days.  Speaking of which, having an underwater server farm would be great for espionage.

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Re: So you want a server farm...let's go ahead and put it in the ocean
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2016, 12:53:22 AM »
Bonus: it has a functioning azure instance on it.
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Re: So you want a server farm...let's go ahead and put it in the ocean
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2016, 10:38:53 AM »
Looks like the 'Ivy Bells' pod from the Cold War underwater Soviet communications intercept days.  Speaking of which, having an underwater server farm would be great for espionage.

Would that be considered "wet work?"
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