Hang it on the end of a double barrel shotgun for best effect...
Nah, not for the Girl Scouts. Yes for the Electioneers who come around and in their passion and self-righteousness and high sense of nobility knock on the damned door anyhow.
Last Pres election, I was tempted to drape a full cartridge belt around my shoulders with my big shiny SS revolvolator hanging from it down my left side like a shoulder holster. And open the door in my skivvies.
But that little guy in white with the little wings standing on my right shoulder convinced me not to. The little guy in red on my left shoulder with the long arrow-tipped tail and pointy horns on his head was sore wroth and vexed at my decision.
Terry
