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The Story of Malt Liquor
« on: February 20, 2016, 12:33:05 PM »
I thought this was an interesting read. I had no idea it was once marketed to the upper crust. For that matter, it wasn't until well into adult life before I learned it was apparently also racist. In High School I remember for a while it was cool to get an adult to buy us the Colt 45.

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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2016, 01:20:36 PM »
My grandfather was a brewmaster for Pabst, which somehow got him the free retiree beer Miller's Olde English 800, when Miller started making Pabst products under contract when Pabst virtually folded into nothing but a holding company/brand with no real breweries.

The 40oz size was convenient for boiling bratwurst with pepper and onions, and didn't use up any of the more drinkable beer in the hosue.
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2016, 02:20:00 PM »
I wonder if my Ninkasi Total Domination IPA will make my jimmy thicker.
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2016, 03:05:17 PM »
I remember "Champale" and Colt 45. I also remember that my idiot parents, who didn't have a clue to what was happening in the real world, were all geared up to buy a bunch of Colt 45 and Champale to serve at a party for my then junior high school sister -- until my brother and I suggested that the 'rents check the alcohol content on the label. Parents were not happy. Sister was not happy. I just shook my head.

IIRC, the slogan for Champale was "Champale - the Champagne of bottled beer." (Or something pretty close to that.)
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2016, 03:17:31 PM »
I thought Miller High Life was the "Champagne of Beer" ???

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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2016, 03:41:19 PM »
I wonder if my Ninkasi Total Domination IPA will make my jimmy thicker.

Until it wears off you might think it does.
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2016, 06:27:20 PM »
I'd get hammered on King Cobra after a long day's night of work on occasion. After the first few gulps it didn't matter what it tasted like.
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2016, 07:23:05 PM »
That article sounds like it was written for "Modern Drunkard" magazine.  Same writing style, same illustration style.

I always found that to be an highly entertaining, slick, sophisticated and well written magazine, devoted to drinking.

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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2016, 08:05:13 PM »
First semester at college i bought two 16 or 22oz cans of schlitz.  Tasted like it sounded but it sure got me to buzzing quick.  After that i home brewed in the dorm room.
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2016, 02:39:33 AM »
I wonder if my Ninkasi Total Domination IPA will make my jimmy thicker.

Well since hops contain chemicals that mimic estrogen in the body and foul IPAs are full of them...
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2016, 05:28:10 AM »
speaking of beer and beer related beverages.


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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2016, 08:43:45 AM »
I wonder if my Ninkasi Total Domination IPA will make my jimmy thicker.

Considering hops cause your estrogen to increase, I'll say no.  Although, your boobs may grow, so call it a win.
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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2016, 09:20:05 AM »
I don't think I have ever had any Malt Liquor.  Drank plenty of beer, but never a Colt .45

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Re: The Story of Malt Liquor
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