Two of the three guidance counselors in my high school were absolutely worthless. One wasn't bad, but the two men? Wow.
The school nurse placed FAR more students in college as those two worthless lumps of flesh. The nurse's office was, basically, college app central.
The one GC was the football coach. That's all he cared about. Want to try to get into college? You're stupid, you should play football, that's the only way you'll be successful in life. Have a sucking chest wound? Rub some dirt on it and play football. Pretty much all we did in his class was watch tapes of the high school football team. And my high school football team SUCKED.
The other guy was, if anything, even worse. He had stopped caring, but he hadn't stopped trying, and chose to exercise it in the most toxic way possible. My first day in his class in 8th grade he looks at me and says "Irwin... If you're anything like your brother I won't like you."
I eyed him right back and said "I'm nothing like my brother, but I don't think that will matter to you, so I don't give a *expletive deleted*it."
BOOM. To the principal's office. :D
The principal was a family friend, and he and I were on good terms, so I voiced my complaint about the guidance counselor, he chuckled, alluded (but didn't say, he couldn't) that the man was worthless and I should ignore him, scolded me as he should have, and we talked about the Phillies for half an hour.
When I was in 11th grade, that GC, Jerry(?) Stidfole, found out I was applying to Dickinson College. Good school, very competitive to get in. He decided I needed "some counseling."
"Why are you doing that, you'll never get in, even if you do, you'll never make it, you should go to Central Penn Business School..." just complete and utter bullshit.
I was accepted at Dickinson. Got the letter Christmas Eve. When we got back to school after holiday break I dropped by his office and said I had something I thought he'd be interested in seeing...
"What?"
"My acceptance letter to Dickinson, along with the grant and scholarship they're giving me."
And you know I said it in my best FU tone of voice, and with my best FU smile. I really thought for a second he was going to hit me.
A few years later I made one last turn of the knife. After I became associate editor of American Rifleman magazine I sent him a letter on my letter head with one of my first articles, reminded him what he said to me about my brother, and thanked him for giving me a drive to succeed so that I didn't end up like him, a brain dead ahole in a menial dead end job.
He never answered me...