Received in two separate e-mails from buddies today:
If it should happen that your wife is watching a chick flick called "Station Agent", which is described as, "A friendly man and a tormented woman try to befriend an anti-social dwarf who inherited a train depot", and it gets to the part where the triad is sharing their emotions, do not say, "What this disaster needs is a good gun fight right here."
Trust me on this.
The definition of Political Correctness:
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.