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Community Gangs
« on: April 23, 2016, 11:34:49 AM »
Clinton wants to apply "It takes a village" to gangs (in her ongoing assault on firearms). "Let's make gangs a positive experience!" Can I get an "You've got to be kidding me"?

http://twitchy.com/2016/04/23/totally-disconnected-sheriff-clarke-dismantles-hillary-clintons-call-for-positive-gangs/
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2016, 12:10:34 PM »
I think its just time to take the 4 presidential candidate clownshow and launch it into orbit then draft Sheriff Clarke for President.
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2016, 12:12:23 PM »
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2016, 12:17:58 PM »
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2016, 01:05:07 PM »
I get it.

Clinton wants to do the same thing as my middle school teachers wanted. You see, there was this game you could play on the scientific calculators called Drug Wars. It was kind of pre Grand Theft Auto in theme (you could pay for a hooker) and everyone had it, played it and loved it. The teachers, not so much, and it was banned. But some of the teachers wanted to make a good version because it did have quality lessons in money management and entrepreneurship, so they came up with Fruit Wars. Which was a flop, because, really, Fruit Wars is just not as bad ass as Drug Wars. "What you playing?" "Oh, Fruit Wars, man. It's cool!" was not happening with a bunch of pre teens.

Moral of the story: Do not try to mess with something that has a "cool" factor if you do not understand the "cool" factor, because you will fail most miserably.   
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2016, 01:08:54 PM »
I think its just time to take the 4 presidential candidate clownshow and launch it into orbit then draft Sheriff Clarke for President.
He's the only Democrat I could vote for.

Word.
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2016, 01:41:53 PM »
Positive Gangs. What a novel concept. All we ever had was church or 4H or scouting.

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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2016, 01:45:14 PM »
and Families.... ;)
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2016, 03:28:16 PM »
Positive Gangs. What a novel concept. All we ever had was church or 4H or scouting.

 :rofl: Well-played.
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2016, 08:06:44 PM »
DCPD, and I think NOPD and a few other hard-pressed communities are already doing it. It's called the police force.

As in, they had such a dearth of qualified candidates (and affirmative action hiring quotas), they started ignoring/waiving juvenile arrest and conviction records.
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2016, 10:52:41 PM »
DCPD, and I think NOPD and a few other hard-pressed communities are already doing it. It's called the police force.

As in, they had such a dearth of qualified candidates (and affirmative action hiring quotas), they started ignoring/waiving juvenile arrest and conviction records.

I think the U.S. Army sort of established the prototype for that program ...
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Re: Community Gangs
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2016, 01:55:27 PM »
I thought this thread was going to be about the "Code of Conduct" for "the community" that I saw online recently. It was linked to from Drudge Report, or somewhere, but I'm not seeing it anymore. It was basically asking criminals to agree to do their criminalling in secluded locations, so "black babies" don't get shot. I'm sure the criminals will take it to heart, since they care so deeply about black people, and children, and community, and stuff.
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