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Sausage Fest
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:29:53 AM »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/31/sausage-wielding-ultra-nationalists-attack-vegan-cafe-in-tbilisi/

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At least 15 assailants stormed into the small Kiwi Cafe in the Georgian capital and began hurling sausages, meat and fish at both staff and customers, according to witnesses.

I can think of worse ways to be attacked.
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Re: Sausage Fest
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2016, 12:32:30 AM »
Assailants? I should think "non-traditional nutritional therapists" a more appropriate appellation. God bless them for having compassion on those benighted folk.
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Re: Sausage Fest
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2016, 12:56:15 AM »
I approached this thread with great trepidation.  =|


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Re: Sausage Fest
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2016, 01:14:34 AM »
What a waste of perfectly good meat.
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Re: Sausage Fest
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2016, 03:02:36 AM »
I'll be frank about it.  It could have been wurst. I'd like to see some more links.

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Re: Sausage Fest
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2016, 06:00:26 AM »
I approached this thread with great trepidation.  =|


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Re: Sausage Fest
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2016, 06:12:23 AM »
That was offal.
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Re: Sausage Fest
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2016, 07:20:32 AM »
Was Anthony Weiner involved?  I hear he likes to show off his meat.
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