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I like 'em big. I like 'em chunky.
« on: September 07, 2016, 09:48:26 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/09/07/funnel-fed-models-dream-is-to-become-worlds-fattest-woman.html?intcmp=hpffo&intcmp=obnetwork

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onica said: “The plan is to reach 1,000 pounds and become immobile. I would feel like a queen because Sid would be waiting on me hand and foot and he’s excited about it too.

“It’s a sexual fantasy for us and we talk about it a lot. He already has to help me get off the sofa and get me out of bed.
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Re: I like 'em big. I like 'em chunky.
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2016, 10:13:22 PM »
Just think of the poor EMTs and hospital personnel that will be moving her around after the complications of obesity place her on the frequent flier list at her local health care establishment. I've been that set of helping hands before; it is no fun. [barf]
Can't imagine it being arousing.  [barf] [barf]
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2016, 10:18:59 PM »
If I'm not attracted to her, is that fat-shaming all by itself, or does it only count if I say so?

And if she complains about that, what kind of shaming would that be?
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Re: I like 'em big. I like 'em chunky.
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2016, 10:24:53 PM »
When did celebrating self destructive manifestations of mental illness become a "thing"?
The woman needs to be committed for her own protection as well as the protection of civilized society as a whole.
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2016, 10:26:09 PM »
Zach Brown wrote a song about her.
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Re: I like 'em big. I like 'em chunky.
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2016, 11:42:39 PM »
Quote from: charby on September 07, 2016, 10:26:09 PM
Zach Brown wrote a song about her.

So did Queen.
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2016, 11:53:41 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2016, 12:03:59 AM »
 [barf]  Scary   --- and it's not even Halloween yet.
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2016, 12:21:25 AM »
Something about "rolling her in flour..." something, something.


Can we stop the planet.  I want to get off...


 ;/ ;/ :facepalm: :facepalm: [barf] [barf]
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2016, 12:27:04 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on September 07, 2016, 10:24:53 PM
When did celebrating self destructive manifestations of mental illness become a "thing"?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_parade
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2016, 07:17:40 AM »
Something tells me she will become immobile, as in dead, before she reaches 1000 pound.
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2016, 07:44:20 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 08, 2016, 07:17:40 AM
Something tells me she will become immobile, as in dead, before she reaches 1000 pound.

Nah, the stupid people seem to live longer in spite of their actions.
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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2016, 07:55:41 AM »
That is perhaps the most insanely disgusting, disturbing, and pathetic thing I've ever read.
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2016, 07:56:34 AM »
Quote from: charby on September 07, 2016, 10:26:09 PM
Zach Brown wrote a song about her.

What...

Chicken Fried?

As in, that's all she eats?
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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2016, 08:58:41 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on September 08, 2016, 07:56:34 AM
What...

Chicken Fried?

As in, that's all she eats?

How does that work with the funnel?

Nevermind, I don't want to know.
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Re: I like 'em big. I like 'em chunky.
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2016, 09:20:59 AM »
Quote from: bedlamite on September 08, 2016, 08:58:41 AM
How does that work with the funnel?

Nevermind, I don't want to know.

Never watched the Dr Phibes series of movies have you? There is a funnel feeding scene in one of them. ;)

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2016, 09:25:21 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on September 08, 2016, 07:56:34 AM
What...

Chicken Fried?

As in, that's all she eats?

"Big Fat Bitch"

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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2016, 09:42:38 AM »
Quote from: BobR on September 08, 2016, 09:20:59 AM
Never watched the Dr Phibes series of movies have you? There is a funnel feeding scene in one of them. ;)

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Same sort of scenes in Motel Hell, one of the finer horror movies of the 1980s.

And by fine, I mean absolute *expletive deleted*it... :rofl:

And Dr. Phibes...

1970s kitsch horror at its best, and with Vincent Price!
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2016, 11:23:52 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on September 07, 2016, 10:24:53 PM
When did celebrating self destructive manifestations of mental illness become a "thing"?


Ever since Fox put WORLD'S SEXIEST SUICIDES on the fall schedule......
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2016, 01:13:37 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on September 07, 2016, 10:24:53 PM
When did celebrating self destructive manifestations of mental illness become a "thing"?
The woman needs to be committed for her own protection as well as the protection of civilized society as a whole.

I was wondering about the husband who is apparently encouraging this.
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2016, 05:25:15 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on September 08, 2016, 01:13:37 PM
I was wondering about the husband who is apparently encouraging this.

If you're desperate enough, anything can start looking good.

Case in point; Roseanne Barr has five kids.
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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2016, 05:36:38 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on September 08, 2016, 05:25:15 PM
If you're desperate enough, anything can start looking good.

Case in point; Roseanne Barr has five kids.

She also has money, Queen Bee doesn't have anything except for a goal to be record champion 1/2 tonner, well and a fiancé with no self esteem.
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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2016, 05:50:09 PM »
Putting the "FUN" in funnel?



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Feeder Sid, 25, will spend his entire day cooking for his obese girlfriend, feeding her through a funnel and rolling her over when her 91-inch stomach is full.

Do either of these sick freaks work?

Kill it with fire.
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« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2016, 06:23:25 PM »
Quote from: roo_ster on September 08, 2016, 05:50:09 PM
Putting the "FUN" in funnel?



Do either of these sick freaks work?

Kill it with fire.
Tag a friend who'd hit that.
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