Would you prefer that we bury, cremate or put you in a red biohazard bag?
Biohazard bag, obviously. Medical waste incineration is an excellent means of disposing of so many things.
Load the casket with sandbags plus a single innocuous object or cryptic message, to really confuse people.
At what point did his post become an actual comment? Did what he said count as a comment on the topic, or is it merely a potential comment?
Metacomment, of course. A comment about comments.