In recent memory, every time I use Turbotax (free for .mil) it asks me if I bought a home that year. Well, this year I actually did. But after some intense Googling, with the risk of blindness, it seems to only apply to a 2008 credit that had to be repaid anyway. So why is Turbotax still asking this question? I reviewed the full 1040 and I can only see a reference to the 2008 scheme.
Is this still a thing, or am I as screwed as usual on 4/15?
Yes, simply because the IRS wants that money back, and many people still owe it.
You are screwed as usual. However, you can deduct whatever Mortgage Interest, Pre-paid Points and Real Estate Taxes YOU paid (Most Real Estate Taxes are paid in arrears, meaning that taxes paid in 2016 are for 2015 and usually paid by the seller.)
You *might* be eligible for moving expenses, but read through the rules as there are 50 miles requirements, which I don't think you'll meet.
Also check into the Energy Saving Credits. IIRC, you replaced a skylight, which may or may not qualify.