?? You've got some kind of fungus in your brainpan already, dude. A woman's brain being eaten away so she would be more servile?
God noticed that Adam was lonely, so one day he spoke to Adam:
"Adam, I'm going to make for you a companion who will cook and clean for you, will satisfy you in ways you never dreamed of any time you want, will always remain faithful to you, who will always keep themselves beautiful just for you, and who will always have a perfect loving demeanor. Its going to cost you a lung, a kidney, 1/2 of your liver/ a testicle, your left arm, and your right leg."
Adam replied "How much can I get for a rib?"