I just couldn't resist.
You just gotta read your old copies of Reader's Digest "Laughter is the best medicine."
I noticed a lot of "original," "new" jokes come from there and Playboy's old "Party Jokes."
Rich mines for gags that everybody forgot by now.
I suspect that some folks are re-submitting old ones without the young whippersnapper Editors catching them.
Something else I'm having a hard time resisting is posting a pic of a slide rule over in fistful's thread on the promotional ruler he got. I thought fer sure somebody would have done it by now. I'm getting sore tempted to do it myself.
'Nuffa that.
Oh, and I can prove I'm not a bastard. I have my Mom and Dad's marriage certificate and my birth certificate showing more than a year's difference. In the right direction. Always wanted to frame those next to each other in my office entitled: "Despite what everybody says, I am not a bastard."
But I didn't have the dastardly bastardly balls to do it.