The scene. Ocean view and naval Base Norfolk.
The hero. My Nigerian subordinate who spoke heavily accented English and was kinda teeth.
The dilemma. Navy issue me ski mask, why the eff can't I wear it where I want.
Uh yeah. How about while driving into gate four, you're going to get shot. Brown's market at 1am? Gonna get shot. Ocean view 7-11 at same hour, going to get arrested, then shot.
Same fellow who did not grasp my "pack a toothbrush" comment when going to court for 103 in a 65. Was indignant that the racist cop picked on him. Dood, 3am, Virginia cop, Jersey plates, rims, tint with a crappy accent and attitude? You're gonna get shot. I am amazed he survived.