It began when police headed shopping district Sunday afternoon near Ford Road and Southfield to investigate two suspicious men wearing tactical masks and vests in a car.
I'm sure they were shocked that anyone would think that their behavior was a tad bit odd, or that the police would actually investigate a complaint about them.
"We felt a little afraid for our lives when we were pulled over, so we wanted to prove a point," one man can be heard saying in the video.
So afraid, they decide to double down on stupid and put themselves in real danger.
"It was pretty clear based on the cameras that they were there to make a statement," said Lt. Gary Mann of the Dearborn Police Department.
Hi Officers, we're morons.
Those two give mall ninjas a bad name.