This is interesting to me, since I've always really liked milk. I guess I'll have to start covering the jug with a paper bag - a brown paper bag.
You may identify the true milk devotee (lactophile?) by the fact that he enjoys even skim milk. I guess that must reveal our obsession with preserving a pure, Aryan bloodline. We're so alt-right, we're albino-right. Dairy Uber Alles!