I was cracking up at this news story (heard on Mornings With Maria, so no link). For those of you of a more mature age, you will remember the Veg-O-Matic, Pocket Fisherman, spray on hair, Mr. Microphone ("Hey good lookin', we'll come back for you later!") and all the other wonderful products offered by the famous "act now and we'll throw in... " Ronco.
Ronco is going IPO. If you buy $5000 or more in the initial offering, they'll throw in a free countertop oven.