R.I.P. Scout26
“You need the protein,” he said. “You’re going to feel so much better.”She hesitated, but she could see how concerned he was. He knew her body was depleted, and he understood firsthand the mental and physical demands of being a dancer. She took the bacon.“It seems silly now,” she said. “But it meant so much to me. As an athlete, you need so much protein, and I just wasn’t taking care of myself.” They married in 2011.
Heal the sick, enable marriage, reverse vegetarianism, is there anything bacon can't do?
Jesus, her mouth is HUGE.She could eat an entire slab at once, not just thick cut rashers.
I think you're mistaking bacon for a canned Vienna sausage.
Here's a guy who could use some bacon: http://clashdaily.com/2017/04/patriots-ft-hood-terrorist-goes-hunger-strike-lets-encourage-starve/.
So when he reaches his goal weight of 99 pounds, would it be cruel and unusual punishment to put a plate of freshly-cooked crispy bacon inside his cell each morning? So that his committment to sharia law has something to chew on, so to speak?
