I just unwrapped a Hershey Kiss

[cosine]

and it didn't have that little strip of paper in it! 

To whom should I turn for recompense? 

[K Frame]

I complained once, to their main number.

The operator, very sweet and helpful, told me she was transferring me to their "Stuff a sock in it you whiny little bastard" department...

[cosine]

Yeah, but you don't understand. I was gypped out of a little strip of paper! 

[Nightfall]

Contact the ACLU. They won't defend the 2nd, but I'm sure they'll raise hell over a little piece of paper. You aren't a minority are you? You could win millions! 

[280plus]

Call us when you find a battered and deep fried chicken head and we'll talk. 

[meinbruder]

Contact the ACLU. They won't defend the 2nd, but I'm sure they'll raise hell over a little piece of paper. You aren't a minority are you? You could win millions! 

Yes, if you're a minority it pays double or triple.  Definitely call the ACLU.
}:)>

[Perd Hapley]

Cosine, I'm not laughing.  I once stood behind a woman in line at a Walgreen's drug store, who threw a fit when the cashier didn't bag her purchases.  She bought a huge package of toilet paper that didn't really fit in any bag and a large, heavy bottle of laundry detergent with a perfectly adequate handle.  Her comments were the best part:

"Ain't gonna give me no bag!  In here spendin' my money!  Please." 

After she and her tiny, frightened husband left, I was next in line.  The cashier put my candy bar in a plastic bag, and I started berating her for giving me a bag I didn't need.  Then I had to assure her I was kidding.     Poor girl.

[cosine]

After she and her tiny, frightened husband left, I was next in line.  The cashier put my candy bar in a plastic bag, and I started berating her for giving me a bag I didn't need.  Then I had to assure her I was kidding.     Poor girl.

You big meanie. 

[cosine]

Contact the ACLU. They won't defend the 2nd, but I'm sure they'll raise hell over a little piece of paper. You aren't a minority are you? You could win millions! 

I'm not a minority. Does that mean I could win millions because I thus am denied the ability given to some minorities to win millions mostly because they're minorities? 

[Nightfall]

Contact the ACLU. They won't defend the 2nd, but I'm sure they'll raise hell over a little piece of paper. You aren't a minority are you? You could win millions! 

I'm not a minority. Does that mean I could win millions because I thus am denied the ability given to some minorities to win millions mostly because they're minorities? 

Now you're thinking like a liberal parasite! Keep it up, you'll have tons of other people's money in no time! 

[grampster]

That makes you a minority, cosine.

[Perd Hapley]

I've gotta add one more Walgreen's horror story.  

Same store, different day.  I was walking out and getting into my car, and a pretty blonde comes out of the store some ways behind me.  A guy pulls up in his car (normal looking white guy, perhaps mid-thirties, Dilbert-type) and starts talking to her.  

Hey, how ya doin?  I'm going to party.  Ya wanna come to a party?  

Uh, no, thanks.  

[Jerk advances car, following blonde and whining] Aw, come on, ya sure you don't want go to a party?  It'll be really cool, my friends are gonna be there.  

No, I'm busy, sorry.  

[Stalker follows again, still whining] Come on, just go to a party with me.  Come on.

No.  

I think at this point I was staring at him, and he gave me a dirty look.  The girl made it to her car and the psycho drove away.

Too bad I didn't have my CCW at the time, I would have pulled my Glock 28.4 and ordered him out of the car to wait for law enforcement.  They're always impressed when I catch another liberal terrorist.  I just love protecting the homeland.    Just kidding, of course.  Like any sane man, I would have kidnapped the girl at gunpoint and taken her to a "party."  

[Fly320s]

I ate a Hershey Kiss last week.  It wasn't chocolate, it was peanut butter!!

That aint right.

[TarpleyG]

I ate a Hershey Kiss last week.  It wasn't chocolate, it was peanut butter!!

That aint right.

Oh, then you'll really like the cherry cordial ones they have out now.  My newest, most favoritest one...

Greg