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Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« on: June 26, 2017, 08:50:32 PM »
We see these kinds of incidents caught on video all the time, but I'm not sure I've seen one where 300lb bubba punches a little girl in the face. The Reason? Because she tried to stop him and his girlfriend from beating up her mom because the chicken was cold.  

I would like him to get prison justice.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/06/26/restaurant-owner-and-teenage-daughter-viciously-assaulted-over-cold-food.html
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2017, 08:04:22 AM »
Wow. He really clobbered that little girl.

They both need a LONG time in the stir.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2017, 09:39:21 AM »

Seriously, what the hell goes through the mind of a guy to punch a little girl trying to help her mom?
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2017, 09:51:44 AM »
Seriously, what the hell goes through the mind of a guy to punch a little girl trying to help her mom?

Please re-examine your assumptions about either of them having minds.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2017, 09:57:21 AM »
Seriously, what the hell goes through the mind of a guy to punch a little girl trying to help her mom?

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Re: Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2017, 09:59:01 AM »
Seriously, what the hell goes through the mind of a guy to punch a little girl trying to help her mom?
I can think of several things that should go through his mind

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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2017, 10:04:57 AM »
Seriously, what the hell goes through the mind of a guy to punch a little girl trying to help her mom?

From the story source:

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Based on that, police are looking for Nathaniel Eric Smith and Latasha M. Smith. They have active warrants for aggravated battery and cruelty to children. They are considered dangerous and have a tendency towards violence.

Looks like they should have been removed from society a while back. Hopefully now they will be.

http://www.wtoc.com/story/35730353/baxley-police-searching-for-2-assault-suspects-after-restaurant-incident
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2017, 10:12:03 AM »
From reading the story I just wasn't certain whether the pair had those warrants prior to the Quik Chik incident, or those warrants are the outcome of that incident.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2017, 10:22:40 AM »
From reading the story I just wasn't certain whether the pair had those warrants prior to the Quik Chik incident, or those warrants are the outcome of that incident.

I wasn't quite sure either, but was going by "they have a tendency towards violence" as "past history". You're right though, the article language is pretty unclear.

Either way, it's pretty clear nobody in that community likes them, based on all the tips the cops are getting.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2017, 10:27:01 AM »
I wasn't quite sure either, but was going by "they have a tendency towards violence" as "past history". You're right though, the article language is pretty unclear.

Either way, it's pretty clear nobody in that community likes them, based on all the tips the cops are getting.

It's unfortunate nobody in the kitchen had a 12" chef's knife handy.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2017, 10:34:59 AM »
It's unfortunate nobody in the kitchen had a 12" chef's knife handy.
Or a concealed handgun.  I am not sure about Georgia, but in Texas serious bodily injury is justification for deadly force.  I am can't see the video to judge whether that would have been a good idea. 
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2017, 10:44:11 AM »
From reading the story I just wasn't certain whether the pair had those warrants prior to the Quik Chik incident, or those warrants are the outcome of that incident.

Ditto.

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They are considered dangerous and have a tendency towards violence.

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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2017, 10:48:48 AM »
So this happened in Georgia? Handel's fault. The Democrats tried to warn you people.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2017, 11:05:11 AM »
Or a concealed handgun.  I am not sure about Georgia, but in Texas serious bodily injury is justification for deadly force.  I am can't see the video to judge whether that would have been a good idea.  

Agreed.  But there would be no doubt that it would be legal to have a knife in a kitchen restaurant, and with a large chef knife or scimitar or bread knife they could have decapitated him from behind in one swing.  (okay, the bread knife might not be heavy enough to totally sever a head)  A handgun doesn't necessarily end a fight immediately.  Losing one's head does, and makes a powerful statement to his accomplice.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2017, 11:34:26 AM »
Agreed.  But there would be no doubt that it would be legal to have a knife in a kitchen restaurant, and with a large chef knife or scimitar or bread knife they could have decapitated him from behind in one swing.  (okay, the bread knife might not be heavy enough to totally sever a head)  A handgun doesn't necessarily end a fight immediately.  Losing one's head does, and makes a powerful statement to his accomplice.

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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2017, 12:13:25 PM »
That must be one bitchin' bread knife if you can decapitate someone with a single swing....

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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2017, 12:24:51 PM »
That must be one bitchin' bread knife if you can decapitate someone with a single swing....


Commercial bread knives are bitchin', but I already backed off the "one swing" part because their blades are too thin -- not enough mass.  (my rhetoric gets carried away sometimes  :laugh: )
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2017, 12:26:35 PM »
Defensive decapitation.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2017, 12:40:16 PM »
I had a commercial bread knife.

It was one of these, or very similar to it...

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/mercer-m23112-millennia-12-serrated-edge-slicer-knife/470M23112.html?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=Cj0KEQjwhMjKBRDjxb31j-aesI4BEiQA7ivN-E-mHN9lrZKKGLIPNh8Rqgc6qchZj4o3JeZ9Ifl8S6YaAuKI8P8HAQ

Not at all good for decapitating much of anything other than a boule of onion rye...

Now this on the other hand...

https://www.amazon.com/10-Stainless-Steel-Meat-Cleaver/dp/B017FJADBE/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1498581507&sr=8-3&keywords=cleaver+10+inch

That's something more along the lines of what I'd expect to find in a restaurant.... IF they are cutting their own meat.

10 inch blade, 6" handle, and a weight of about 2 pounds?

Yeah... that would do the job...
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2017, 12:57:40 PM »
Semi-stIff boning knife?


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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2017, 02:26:32 PM »
You might have to be careful with beheaded.  Repeated cuts to the neck to accomplish that might be treated as deadly force after the threat has ended.   =D
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2017, 02:53:37 PM »
You guys are so drawn to the obvious. The question of if she had an appropriate knife in her kitchen is silly. They serve FRIED chicken and french FRIES.

Which means that she may or may not have had a good knife, but she certainly had access to a vat of bubbling hot oil.  >:D May not be the best defensive weapon available, but certainly it would make a statement.
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Re: Dear Prisoners, Please Beat the Crap Out of This Guy
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2017, 03:22:39 PM »
You guys are so drawn to the obvious. The question of if she had an appropriate knife in her kitchen is silly. They serve FRIED chicken and french FRIES.

Which means that she may or may not have had a good knife, but she certainly had access to a vat of bubbling hot oil.  >:D May not be the best defensive weapon available, but certainly it would make a statement.

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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2017, 07:02:20 PM »
Restaurant size fryers aren't exactly portable.

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