Haitians put seal meat in their tacos?
Haitians put whatever kind of meat they can get in their tacos. IME, the rich ones that made it to FL have moved up to goat meat (which isn't bad, actually) but I know I've had cat, dog, and rat in the islands. If they had seals, they'd eat them.
Side Note: Never had seal, but I've had other arctic animals, and pretty much every animal with a thick fat layer comes out greasy, and carnivores taste like what they eat, mostly. So I imagine a seal would be like a kinda greasy fish with a strange texture. (Mammal muscle structure vs. Fish)