The bullies call us bullies.
Serious question: Is there any other major power besides us (and I guess Israel) at the UN that gets bullied as much as we do, and takes it? We are constantly being stepped on, kicked, and spit on, and other than a few occasions, we're always handing over our milk money, despite actually being the toughest kid on the block. While Russia and China get beat on too, they seem to tell the UN to get bent way, way more than we do.
All I want for Christmas is to cut our funding to the UN by half.
FTFY
Fixing your fix:
(stolen from LawDog)
I'd follow up by ordering the Attorney General to bring a copy of any and all tax records concerning the UN building and UN personnel to my office. Along with a copy of Kelo v. New London.
People in major urban areas would riot.
I'd spend the evening tearing out the White House swimming pool and installing a gun range.
The next morning, Congress would issue a joint condemnation of my first day in office and the Media would hint broadly at lynch mobs.
While they were doing this, my Attorney General would be filing eminent domain proceedings against the UN.
Since I like to copper my bets, I'd draw an advance on my first months paycheck, buy a truckload of dynamite and order the Commandant of the Marine Corp to de-infestate the UN building.
While the Marines are chucking UN politicos off the pier, I'd be personally setting charges in the UN basement.
At lunchtime, I'd have a cheeseburger and fries and watch the UN building go up like a Roman candle.