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OMG, Chemtrails!
« on: December 22, 2017, 10:55:17 PM »
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2017, 10:56:55 PM »
Well, the SpaceX launch this evening ought to have a few of these loons come down with the case of the vapors.
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2017, 06:49:07 AM »
Quote from: French G. on December 22, 2017, 10:56:55 PM
Well, the SpaceX launch this evening ought to have a few of these loons come down with the case of the vapors.

That was no SpaceX launch!  That was the first proof of ETs.
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2017, 08:14:52 AM »
The screen that has "County of Shasta" on it explains a lot!   [popcorn]
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2017, 09:30:40 AM »
Yesterday's Space X launch was pretty cool.

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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2017, 11:59:00 AM »
That wide dispersion nozzle really helps the single pass coverage eh 320s? So my former chemtrail acquaintance thought lithium was a primary suspect, to placate the masses. Ok, effective dose of lithium times the square footage of the US vs. all the lithium ever extracted and go!

These people, they don't like math.
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2017, 05:56:49 PM »
Quote from: French G. on December 23, 2017, 11:59:00 AM
That wide dispersion nozzle really helps the single pass coverage eh 320s? So my former chemtrail acquaintance thought lithium was a primary suspect, to placate the masses. Ok, effective dose of lithium times the square footage of the US vs. all the lithium ever extracted and go!

These people, they don't like math.

Yeah, lithium by itself doesn't work too well.  That is why the scientists have developed lithium isopolymer derivatives.  Those mixed with some proprietary nano-particulates provide a more dependable coverage.  Dimmer skies are safer skies.
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2017, 06:02:22 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on December 23, 2017, 05:56:49 PM
Yeah, lithium by itself doesn't work too well.  That is why the scientists have developed lithium isopolymer derivatives.  Those mixed with some proprietary nano-particulates provide a more dependable coverage.  Dimmer skies are safer skies.


So,  you're saying CHEMtrails   are REAL?? [tinfoil]
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2017, 07:00:15 PM »
I think he was describing some kind of lithium / Teflon grease.

Besides, I thought the major danger was supposed to be from aluminum and barium.
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2017, 09:17:59 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on December 23, 2017, 07:00:15 PM
I think he was describing some kind of lithium / Teflon grease.

Besides, I thought the major danger was supposed to be from aluminum and barium.

Aluminum works very well, but doesn't disperse well.  It clogs the pipes.  I don't know about barium; that is old school.

These days, I just spray.  The junior guys handle the mix.
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2017, 10:12:25 PM »
Barium?  Damn near killed 'em!  (wait, I don't think that's right.  Nevermind)   ;/
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2017, 12:26:40 AM »
I just do fundraising/bundling for the ICA....

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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2017, 04:30:03 PM »

I really want to get one of those chemtrail patches.
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2017, 06:40:13 PM »
Quote from: RevDisk on December 26, 2017, 04:30:03 PM
I really want to get one of those chemtrail patches.

Seems to be quite a variety of them.  I just image-searched "CHEMTRAIL LOGO?" and got a crapload of hits.

Interesting that there's that much <ahem> "concern" about something that has a dilution factor of 10biiiig fricken number to one.  I guess nobody's claiming they're radioactive or anything, are they?

Actually, I think they're just coded messages to the alien moonbase.

Quite harmless.



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Quote from: Fly320s on December 23, 2017, 09:17:59 PM
Aluminum works very well, but doesn't disperse well.  It clogs the pipes.  I don't know about barium; that is old school.

These days, I just spray.  The junior guys handle the mix.

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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2017, 07:10:04 PM »
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2017, 07:59:28 PM »
Doing what I do, every time there's one of those people at a party/gathering/etc....fml... 
*expletive deleted*ing whackos.   [tinfoil]
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2017, 07:11:17 AM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on December 26, 2017, 07:59:28 PM
Doing what I do, every time there's one of those people at a party/gathering/etc....fml... 
*expletive deleted*ing whackos.   [tinfoil]

I agree.  Those people just don't understand how hard we work to keep them safe and compliant.  Dimmer skies are safer skies.
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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2017, 08:30:17 AM »
They are 10 months behind.... ;)

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« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2017, 09:28:11 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on December 27, 2017, 07:11:17 AM
I agree.  Those people just don't understand how hard we work to keep them safe and compliant.  Dimmer skies are safer skies.

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Well, WE appreciate all the long hard hours you put in.

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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2017, 12:10:39 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on December 24, 2017, 12:26:40 AM
I just do fundraising/bundling for the ICA....

 ;) ;) ;) ;)

I liked your last fundraising dinner that you put one.  The fly over with dispersal was a nice touch.
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Re: OMG, Chemtrails!
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2017, 12:08:41 PM »
Chemtrails are just to distract from the real hidden truth, the Earth and all the planets are HOLLOW!
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« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2017, 12:42:02 PM »
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Chemtrails are just to distract from the real hidden truth, the Earth and all the planets are HOLLOW!
https://www.ourhollowearth.com/


Oh frick, so now we have not only flat earthers, but hollow earthers.
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« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2017, 01:04:14 PM »
Quote from: adively on December 29, 2017, 12:42:02 PM
Oh frick, so now we have not only flat earthers, but hollow earthers.

Perhaps we can breed them. Get pita pocket earthers. What's in the middle? Orcs?
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« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2017, 02:01:33 PM »
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Perhaps we can breed them. Get pita pocket earthers. What's in the middle? Orcs?

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