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Hawkmoon

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Investment advice
« on: January 01, 2018, 03:36:24 PM »
Find out the company that makes the store-brand facial tissues sold by major supermarkets, and BUY!  I've been house-bound since Chrstmas, fighting (and losing to) the flu. I have boxes of tissues staged at strategic locations through out the house. I estimate that I've averaged at least a box and a half per day since December 24.
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Re: Investment advice
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2018, 03:52:04 PM »
Ugh. That sucks.

Friend of mine caught the flu a couple of days after Christmas, but his was the "everything exiting both ends at roughly the speed of sound" kind of flu. He's still not feeling 100%.
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Re: Investment advice
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2018, 12:46:42 PM »
A couple of slugs of my grandmother's krupnikas would fix you right up.

Lacking that, a good triple shot of 100 proof Southern Comfort is a reasonable substitute. You may still be sick, but once it hits, you won't care any more.
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Re: Investment advice
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2018, 02:45:16 PM »
The Hot Toddy:

One cup hot tea (Earl Grey is best)
Honey to taste
Lemon to taste
One shot of Irish Whisky

Repeat until cured or you just don't give a sh!t.
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