Author Topic: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....  (Read 1971 times)

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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #25 on: January 29, 2018, 11:48:00 PM »
Deep frying would be faster.

Not sure I like the idea of a container of near-boiling oil sloshing around on an aircraft.
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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2018, 11:50:16 PM »
Not sure I like the idea of a container of near-boiling oil sloshing around on an aircraft.

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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2018, 01:07:29 AM »
Not sure I like the idea of a container of near-boiling oil sloshing around on an aircraft.

All right, open the emergency door and put the turkey on a long spit and cook it with the engine exhaust.

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Re: Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2018, 08:45:48 AM »
You have no idea how much a honey badger could improve my emotional state in many public places.
For once, I fully support one of your hair brained ideas.

I vote we have specific emotional support flights. Kind of like a singles cruise. No personal emotional support animal allowed though, everyone gets issued a honey badger.

Pilots lock the cabin door and no flight attendants though....

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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2018, 10:10:39 AM »
So here's a serious (as in not facetious, not as in earth-shattering) question, perhaps for Flys320s: Service animals are allowed in the cabin by law. Say you have a blind passenger who has a seeing eye dog. Where does the dog lie? It can't be in the aisle, because that would block the refreshment cart. There isn't enough room in the [lack of] space where passengers are expected to cram their knees. Do people with service dogs automatically get a bulkhead seat?
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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2018, 12:20:16 PM »
So here's a serious (as in not facetious, not as in earth-shattering) question, perhaps for Flys320s: Service animals are allowed in the cabin by law. Saw you have a blind passenger who has a seeing eye dog. Where does the dog lie? It can't be in the aisle, because that would block the refreshment cart. There isn't enough room in the [lack of] space where passengers are expected to cram their knees. Do people with service dogs automatically get a bulkhead seat?

The dogs lie at the owner's feet.  No, there isn't much space there, but most dogs fit.
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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2018, 01:13:18 PM »
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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2018, 01:39:40 PM »

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Re: Meanwhile, over on Delta Flights....
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2018, 01:52:47 PM »
Smilie,  my emotional-support velociraptor, accompanies me everywhere .... few people object .... atleast by the time we leave..... [tinfoil]
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