Don't you realize?!? Can't you see?!?
The entire Protestant movement is a farce. It's like the end of Ronin. Luther never left!
By faking a split, the Church polarized Europe into two competing spheres to distract the hoi polloi while, behind the scenes, they continued their master plan for world domination...
What's that noise? At the door already? I must flee! Keep the truth alive my friends!!!!!!