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The California Lunacy Thread
« on: August 31, 2018, 02:38:57 PM »
Straw Bans, Poop patrols, Banning fossil fuel generated Electricity.  What will they think of next ?

Mandating that a woman sit on every corporate board.   I'm sure that will go well.

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Re: The California Lunacy Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2018, 03:22:19 PM »
Don't forget San Fran's ban on corporate cafeterias in any newly built buildings.
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Re: The California Lunacy Thread
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2018, 04:12:07 PM »
Well, they're just about to outlaw the Bible.
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Re: The California Lunacy Thread
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2018, 04:26:34 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on August 31, 2018, 02:38:57 PM


"Look, little token lady.  You go over to that table, and make us sammichs.  Us men have important things to discuss."

They need to extend that law to make sure that there is a woman starting on every professional sports team in California, and at least one woman must be on the field at all times.
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Re: The California Lunacy Thread
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2018, 07:06:39 PM »
California has also recently mandated a 40% decrease in cow flatulence.
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Re: The California Lunacy Thread
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2018, 07:14:10 PM »
Is that on occurrences or total volume. Occurrences could be handled by corks. Someone would have to pull them eventually & volume would catch up.
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Re: The California Lunacy Thread
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2018, 08:17:25 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on August 31, 2018, 07:06:39 PM
California has also recently mandated a 40% decrease in cow flatulence.

If they don't achieve compliance, are they going to build prisons for gassy cows?
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