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TOP 11 SIGNS ISLAM NOT AS BAD AS THE CELEBRITY LEFT
« on: January 30, 2007, 09:53:18 AM »

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11: Not hip to sparklers in clenched buttocks at Gay Pride Parade.

10. Would give Paris Hilton a good scoldin'.

9. They do what they say and say what they mean.

8. Camels more fuel efficient than Priii.

7. Koran more readable than Barack Obama's bio.

6. Figured out that wife swapping probably not good for the kids.

5. Not compelled to see 'An Inconvenient Truth'.

4) Frown upon the Long Island 'JAP' aesthetic.

3) Never went down on Susan Thomases.

2) The whole 'right and wrong' thing.

1) ANWR a no-brainer.

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Re: TOP 11 SIGNS ISLAM NOT AS BAD AS THE CELEBRITY LEFT
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 10:00:24 AM »
11, 5, and 4 are confusing, if not inscrutible. 

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Re: TOP 11 SIGNS ISLAM NOT AS BAD AS THE CELEBRITY LEFT
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 10:12:39 AM »
I'm thinking JAP is Jewish American Princess, and that they wouldn't see the weirdest of gay pride parade behavior as somehow laudable, and that they don't take Gore's word as gospel.
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Re: TOP 11 SIGNS ISLAM NOT AS BAD AS THE CELEBRITY LEFT
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 10:15:52 AM »
OK, now I understand 11 and 4.  But 5...

Are liberals "compelled" to see that movie?  I guess I was thinking forced by some outside influence. 

OK, I get it now.   smiley