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Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« on: October 12, 2018, 03:37:47 PM »
If we continue with their logic, Obama was too light to be the first black president, because Obama is "whiter" than Johnson. Freakin' Barack Whitey.

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/10/12/he-knows-his-role-so-shut-your-mouth-leftist-mob-targets-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-for-casting-himself-as-john-henry/
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2018, 03:48:44 PM »
The future will be present is satire-proof.
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2018, 05:09:34 PM »
I had no idea John Henry was supposed to be black.  I guess I only heard the Johnny Cash song and never gave it any more thought. 
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2018, 05:12:23 PM »
What if we wore black face to make sure his skin color was darker? 

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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2018, 05:19:59 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on October 12, 2018, 05:09:34 PM
I had no idea John Henry was supposed to be black.  I guess I only heard the Johnny Cash song and never gave it any more thought. 

I thought the seminal version of that song was by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfx7Ym4YhlA
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2018, 05:40:42 PM »
2.5 months to go and we still haven't hit peak 2018....
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2018, 10:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on October 12, 2018, 05:40:42 PM
2.5 months to go and we still haven't hit peak 2018....

It's the culmination of the left's march througb the institutions.

Media, entertainment, education, even tech are monolithicly leftist. And they are still losing. Their plan worked and they control EVERYTHING... except, of course, any branch of legitimate government.

They additionally hate (HATE, loathe, despise, detest, disdain, deride, and abhor) the "right." And want us dead. They HAD been willing to wait for us to "die off" (see the glee they had about that idea just a few short years ago), but now they are impatient.

I'm actually somewhat frightened by what they will do if the "blue wave" they are counting on turns out to be red.
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2018, 11:28:48 PM »
Quote from: makattak on October 12, 2018, 10:55:08 PM
It's the culmination of the left's march througb the institutions.

Media, entertainment, education, even tech are monolithicly leftist. And they are still losing. Their plan worked and they control EVERYTHING... except, of course, any branch of legitimate government.

They additionally hate (HATE, loathe, despise, detest, disdain, deride, and abhor) the "right." And want us dead. They HAD been willing to wait for us to "die off" (see the glee they had about that idea just a few short years ago), but now they are impatient.

I'm actually somewhat frightened by what they will do if the "blue wave" they are counting on turns out to be red.
Keep your powder dry, so to speak.
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2018, 07:07:56 AM »
Quote from: makattak on October 12, 2018, 10:55:08 PM


I'm actually somewhat frightened by what they will do if the "blue wave" they are counting on turns out to be red.

Its hard to imagine 50 million *expletive deleted*it flinging monkeys...but we won't have to imagine it anymore.
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2018, 08:14:27 AM »
Quote from: brimic on October 13, 2018, 07:07:56 AM
Its hard to imagine 50 million *expletive deleted*it flinging monkeys...but we won't have to imagine it anymore.

Yep, they are supposed to win, dammit.  They are the "good guys", all woke and enlightened and smart.  We're the deplorable bitter clingers, our day is done, they are here to lead to the promised land of utopia, but we just won't let go of power, so we'll have to be destroyed...

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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2018, 11:28:26 AM »
Things like this are why I need to quit thinking about buying the guns I want and go get an AR...

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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2018, 02:40:42 PM »
Maybe he could star in a movie about Alexander Hamilton instead.
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2018, 02:50:06 PM »
More like Alexander Shamilton, amirite?!
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2018, 03:42:17 PM »
Quote from: Warren on October 14, 2018, 02:50:06 PM
More like Alexander Shamilton, amirite?!

Are you trying to tell us that Alexander Hamilton wasn't a cross-dressing, transexual, black Hispanic atheist?
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2018, 04:29:07 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on October 14, 2018, 03:42:17 PM
Are you trying to tell us that Alexander Hamilton wasn't a cross-dressing, transexual, black Hispanic atheist?

How dare you attempt to revise revisionist history?
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2018, 04:38:03 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

Bullshit. He's a demi god. He can play whatever he wants and you're welcome.
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Re: Dwayne Johnson is not Black Enough
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2018, 08:17:57 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on October 12, 2018, 05:19:59 PM
I thought the seminal version of that song was by Tennessee Ernie Ford.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfx7Ym4YhlA

The best version of "John Henry" was by the Smothers Brothers.  I'll see if I can find a link...
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