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Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« on: October 13, 2018, 12:22:03 PM »
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2018, 12:47:03 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on October 13, 2018, 12:22:03 PM
What Would Jesus Drive: the Maserati or the Lamborghini?

He would drive a Christler.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2018, 12:52:06 PM »
I thought he would drive a Pious.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2018, 12:56:22 PM »
Ba-Doom, Tish!
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2018, 01:12:24 PM »
So called Christians acting out the morality that follows the logical conclusions of Athiest fools, ie materialistic hedonism/might makes right.

Even what we call Christendom is in the grip of the current zeitgeist.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2018, 06:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 13, 2018, 12:47:03 PM
He would drive a Christler.

One of those new crossovers.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2018, 07:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Warren on October 13, 2018, 06:36:25 PM
One of those new crossovers.

Nailed it.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2018, 11:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Warren on October 13, 2018, 06:36:25 PM
One of those new crossovers.

I love jokes that I don't "get" right away, then snort and spew coffee when the sudden enlightenment occurs.
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2018, 11:17:21 PM »
Y'all going to hell.

I always wondered about that Jesus take the wheel country song. Damn woman, I was born 2000 years ago, I don't know how to drive! Besides, I give Jesus two minutes before he is cussing somebody for not using turn signals.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2018, 11:19:10 PM »
Or leaving them on for five miles.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2018, 11:22:08 PM »
That's a great image....Road Rage Jesus...
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2018, 11:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on October 13, 2018, 11:22:08 PM
That's a great image....Road Rage Jesus...

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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2018, 04:12:06 PM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on October 13, 2018, 11:22:08 PM
That's a great image....Road Rage Jesus...

Remember what he did in the temple?  I can see it.
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« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2018, 04:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Firethorn on October 14, 2018, 04:12:06 PM
Remember what he did in the temple?  I can see it.

You mean the vandalism, destruction of private property, and disturbing the peace?   >:D :rofl:
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2018, 04:53:46 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on October 14, 2018, 04:48:34 PM
You mean the vandalism, destruction of private property, and disturbing the peace?   >:D :rofl:

Yep.  He does have a history of losing his temper and completely flipping out, thus a road rage incident is perfectly within his known behavior.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2018, 12:42:17 AM »
I heard he produced unlicensed wine at some huge party. Better call Feinstein.
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2018, 12:57:10 AM »
Quote from: French G. on October 15, 2018, 12:42:17 AM
I heard he produced unlicensed wine at some huge party. Better call Feinstein.

He also walked on water. Failure to obey the laws of physics.

He reportedly produced food at an outdoor assembly without a food service license.

And he told the disciples to sell their robes and buy swords. Fomenting insurrection.

That Haysoos guy was a baaaaad dood!
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Re: Fraud makes baby Jesus cry
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2018, 07:49:29 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on October 15, 2018, 12:57:10 AM
That Haysoos guy was a baaaaad dood!

He was literally Hitler!
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