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"Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« on: December 04, 2018, 01:53:24 PM »
Today's daily dose of SJW nonsense is banning phrases like "bring home the bacon" as offensive. Senator Orrin Hatch responds:

https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/12/04/ohhhh-yeah-sen-orrin-hatchs-response-to-sjws-calling-to-end-the-phrase-bring-home-the-bacon-is-delicious-video/

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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2018, 01:56:26 PM »
I apparently need my SJW Offensiveness-meter calibrated. When I saw it was offensive to them, I was SURE that "Muslim" was going to be the top intersectional gripe.

I had no idea Vegans topped the grievance pyramid.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2018, 02:17:39 PM »
My objection is that the phrase favors you monocle-wearing one-percenters that can afford bacon.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 02:28:49 PM »
Vegans? Aren't those aliens - most likely illegal - who come from a planet circling the star Vega?

They wrote a book about them some time back . . .



Anyway, it seems they're always finding something to beef about, and giving other people a bum steer.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2018, 02:37:27 PM »
^^^  So the men wear burkas on that planet?
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2018, 03:56:14 PM »
This my "I don't care.if something innocent I say happens to offend a Vegan" face

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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2018, 05:06:57 PM »
This my "I don't care.if something innocent I say happens to offend a Vegan anyone, anytime, anywhere" face

 :rofl:

FTFY and that is also what the SJWs have turned me into.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2018, 05:10:00 PM »
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This my "I don't care.if something innocent I say happens to offend a Vegan" face

See, I DO care

If something I said offends them, I want to know... so I can repeat it as often as possible
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2018, 05:16:55 PM »
See, I DO care

If something I said offends them, I want to know... so I can repeat it as often as possible

That too. Just like why I voted for Trump. You nag me me enough and it will please me to do exactly what you don't want me to do.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2018, 06:36:02 PM »
Baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2018, 06:55:12 PM »
I mean, just think about it. "Bring home the (gluten free) bagels" just doesn't sound right!!   [barf]


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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2018, 07:18:18 PM »
and then there is the new PETA efforts to curtail meat eating. 

https://www.peta.org/blog/meat-interrupts-your-sex-life-peta-billboards-warn-drivers/

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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2018, 08:16:22 PM »
I mean, just think about it. "Bring home the (gluten free) bagels" just doesn't sound right!!   [barf]


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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2018, 08:17:49 PM »
and then there is the new PETA efforts to curtail meat eating. 

https://www.peta.org/blog/meat-interrupts-your-sex-life-peta-billboards-warn-drivers/

Yup, there it is, the stupidest thing I'll see today.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2018, 09:50:53 PM »
and then there is the new PETA efforts to curtail meat eating. 

https://www.peta.org/blog/meat-interrupts-your-sex-life-peta-billboards-warn-drivers/



Are you sure it's the meat?  Maybe Mr. Man-Bun just isn't into women ...
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2018, 11:41:47 PM »


Are you sure it's the meat?  Maybe Mr. Man-Bun just isn't into women ...

Maybe she's realizing Mr. Man-Bun isn't that much of a man.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2018, 11:52:52 PM »
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2018, 02:14:57 AM »
Somewhere, a number of years ago, someone foisted off a Morning Star "Sausage" pattie on me for breakfast. "Just try it."

I tried it. It was the only breakfast food I've ever encountered that was worse than the powdered "eggs" they served us in Vietnam.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2018, 02:31:15 AM »
Somewhere, a number of years ago, someone foisted off a Morning Star "Sausage" pattie on me for breakfast. "Just try it."
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It amuses me that they try to make all these veggie things taste like the real thing.

Sort of tells you something, don't it?

Well, it tells me something, anyhow.

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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2018, 10:26:47 AM »
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2018, 10:29:44 AM »
Somewhere, a number of years ago, someone foisted off a Morning Star "Sausage" pattie on me for breakfast. "Just try it."

I tried it. It was the only breakfast food I've ever encountered that was worse than the powdered "eggs" they served us in Vietnam.

I wasn't too excited about their grilled veggie patty when someone offered me after my beef allergy was discovered. Also found out I'm allergic to a lot of dried field beans too, so that rules out other non meat "meat like" options.
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Re: "Bring Home the Bacon" Offensive to Vegans
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2018, 04:54:58 PM »
Maybe she's realizing Mr. Man-Bun isn't that much of a man.
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