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With a Face Like That...
« on: December 08, 2018, 09:48:36 AM »
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Re: With a Face Like That...
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2018, 02:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Ben on December 08, 2018, 09:48:36 AM
Shoplifting is gonna be  about your best career choice.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/mugshot-of-ohio-woman-with-unique-face-tattoos-goes-viral-after-walmart-shoplifting-arrest

"This is reportedly not the Ohio woman's first arrest."

Oh, that's shocking.

"After Zebrasky, 27, was taken to the Mahoning County Jail following her arrest, officers there found a hypodermic needle and “small bags containing methamphetamine inside her purse,” a police report reviewed by the news station says."

Knock me over with a feather!
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So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: With a Face Like That...
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2018, 03:58:47 PM »
Cop: "Can you describe the thief?"
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Re: With a Face Like That...
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2018, 03:59:53 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on December 08, 2018, 03:58:47 PM
Cop: "Can you describe the thief?"

It must also be hell trying to find ringers for her for the police lineup.
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Re: With a Face Like That...
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2018, 01:42:49 PM »
Quote from: Ben on December 08, 2018, 03:59:53 PM
It must also be hell trying to find ringers for her for the police lineup.
Said in jest of course, but it wouldn't surprise me if her defense lawyer made an argument for dismissal on those very grounds.
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