Author Topic: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer (Read 14238 times)

Moondoggie · « **Reply #50 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:09:55 AM »

All 8 Zulus Will Kick Your Wide Leg......

One of the phrases I made up to remember (one of) my randomly generated system security administrator passwords in the military. Had to change passwords every 30 days on numerous accounts. yech!

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #51 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:14:17 AM »

I think your blinker fluid is low.

Brad

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #52 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:23:07 AM »

You scoundrels! A mockery have you made of my fine thread. I will repair to Kalamazoo, where the gentle gypsy hummingbirds shall attend me. There I may again perhaps find peace as fierce winds of comfort wrestle for patience with our souls. Calipers!

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #53 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:32:12 AM »

There have recently been great advances in electro-shock therapy. And the doctors are so nice. They even gave me this muzzle so I won't bite people...

Brad

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #54 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:37:02 AM »

Why this prejudice that underpants are not to be worn on the head? Freedom!!

grislyatoms · « **Reply #55 on:** February 09, 2007, 09:43:43 AM »

"What's taters, precious?"

"Po-tay-toes, boil 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a stew!"

"Great big golden chips and a nice piece of fried fish."

"Pthhh."

"Even you couldn't say no to that!"

"Oh yes we could, ruins nice fish. We likes it raw, and wigglin'!"

My ruminations as I finish fried fish with Spanish Rice and mixed vegetables, all liberally doused with Tabasco. No potatoes, though.

Angel Eyes · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2007, 12:30:44 PM »

Obligatory Firefly reference:

"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak!"

Mabs2 · « **Reply #57 on:** February 09, 2007, 01:45:10 PM »

Quote from: fistful on February 09, 2007, 06:23:07 AM

You scoundrels! A mockery have you made of my fine thread. I will repair to Kalamazoo, where the gentle gypsy hummingbirds shall attend me. There I may again perhaps find peace as fierce winds of comfort wrestle for patience with our souls. Calipers!

I object YOU, Fistfull. YOU have made this thread a TRAVESTY! It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like were Q and R eliminated.

PPS: Anyone wanna share this Snickers with me?

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #58 on:** February 09, 2007, 01:50:25 PM »

"Fried shrimp, shrimp stew, boiled shrimp......"

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #59 on:** February 09, 2007, 01:56:30 PM »

Shrimp gumbo. Shrimp ka-bob. Shrimp burger. Shrimp Creole. I know 'bout all there is to know about the shrimp'n' bidness.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:20:20 PM »

Quote from: fistful on February 09, 2007, 12:56:30 PM

Shrimp gumbo. Shrimp ka-bob. Shrimp burger. Shrimp Creole. I know 'bout all there is to know about the shrimp'n' bidness.

Oh yea? Two shrimping boats are heading towards a fishing area. Boat A is travelling west at 8 knots. Boat B travelling east at 10 knots. There's a western blowing wind at 12 knots, and a nothern flowing current at 6 knots. The shrimp are gathered approximatly 40 meters below the surface of the water. The weather is 70 degrees F and overcast. One of the crew members of boat A is a huge Prince fan. At the current conditions, which boat is most likely to recieve its own spin-off sitcom?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #61 on:** February 09, 2007, 02:21:45 PM »

Wow. Well done.

mountainclmbr · « **Reply #62 on:** February 09, 2007, 04:57:07 PM »

If the left is right, why isn't the sky green?

S**t the welfare check didn't come again today!

Winston Smith · « **Reply #63 on:** February 09, 2007, 05:02:28 PM »

Homosexuality is gay

CAnnoneer · « **Reply #64 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:33:42 PM »

Davai, davai! Ein, zwei!

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #65 on:** February 09, 2007, 07:41:37 PM »

CAnnoneer, I thought you'd say something assinine like that. rolleyes

Winston Smith · « **Reply #66 on:** February 09, 2007, 08:01:48 PM »

zatkinese!

BakerMikeRomeo · « **Reply #67 on:** February 10, 2007, 12:46:53 AM »

4chan raid... unqualified success... Third Rock From the Sun.. glorious!

Sleep, but.. feed cats, I must!... damn!

~GnSx

Winston Smith · « **Reply #68 on:** February 10, 2007, 01:00:54 AM »

Tupac = someone really drunk saying "tube socks"

Mabs2 · « **Reply #69 on:** February 10, 2007, 11:05:32 AM »

Quote from: Winston Smith on February 09, 2007, 04:02:28 PM

Homosexuality is gay

Yea but rehab is for quitters.

Winston Smith · « **Reply #70 on:** February 10, 2007, 09:41:10 PM »

I would never deny something nobody's accused me of

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #71 on:** February 11, 2007, 11:41:52 AM »

Admit nothing, Deny everything, Make counter-accusations.

charby · « **Reply #72 on:** February 11, 2007, 12:04:05 PM »

Been there, Done that, even bought the T-shirt.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #73 on:** February 11, 2007, 12:36:27 PM »

"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can prove anything!"....Bart Simpson

mustanger98 · « **Reply #74 on:** February 11, 2007, 05:10:01 PM »

IT WASN'T ME IT WASN'T MY FAULT IT JUST H-H-H-H-H-HAPPENNNNEDDDDD!!!!!

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Author Topic: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer (Read 14238 times)

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