Author Topic: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer (Read 14258 times)

Perd Hapley · « **on:** February 07, 2007, 04:48:37 PM »

The Dread Thread of Randomness: Please add your own enlightened commentary.

Sindawe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:54:37 PM »

Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty.

Only Nixon could go to China.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:11:26 PM »

I've always wanted a redwood deck.

A katana is "carried" with an upward curvature. A tachi is "worn" with a downward curvature.
You wont believe how many people get it wrong.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:32:48 PM »

Not random enough!! You will be cheese-sauced!

charby · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:37:08 PM »

Kind of like herding cats.

Busier than a cat burying crap on a wood floor.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:37:38 PM »

Itty bitty baby boat.

brimic · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:37:49 PM »

Beer is food.

mustanger98 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2007, 07:36:05 PM »

Quote from: mbs357 on February 07, 2007, 04:11:26 PM

I've always wanted a redwood deck.

A katana is "carried" with an upward curvature. A tachi is "worn" with a downward curvature.
You wont believe how many people get it wrong.

Yeah, and Bowie knives are carried every-which-way. Try and get that one wrong.

I've heard it said that three is better than two unless we're discussing snakebites.

Declaration Day · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2007, 01:57:03 AM »

Do you guys think sewer workers put on deodorant before going to work?

bedlamite · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2007, 02:53:07 AM »

Id like to meet a guy named Art. Id take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him and leave.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:48:07 AM »

Give me Liberty or if not I might settle for a really good goat sandwich, but IT HAD BETTER BE A GOOD ONE!

HForrest · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2007, 03:56:53 AM »

One, two, three and to tha fo'
Snoop Doggy-dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'

richyoung · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2007, 04:32:54 AM »

"...in that case, Genie, give me 10 million dollars and beat me HALF to death!"

roo_ster · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2007, 05:58:31 AM »

It's time to make like a baby & head out.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2007, 06:01:43 AM »

I'm the only one in this room professional enoug....bang...."

charby · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2007, 06:23:32 AM »

Remember when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor?

Mabs2 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2007, 06:32:52 AM »

Quote from: Declaration Day on February 08, 2007, 12:57:03 AM

Do you guys think sewer workers put on deodorant before going to work?

I've never understood the thought process involed in getting up, taking a shower, and going to perform hard labor in which you get incredibly nasty and smelly, then coming home to take another shower.

Also, hats.

El Tejon · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2007, 06:46:23 AM »

I really like Indian food.

Mabs2 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2007, 06:55:46 AM »

You mean like corn?

richyoung · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2007, 07:34:16 AM »

"...like a virgin...touched for the very FIRST TIME....Hey!"

HankB · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2007, 07:38:23 AM »

One wife, obviously bad.
Two wives, always fight.
Three wives, two against one.
Four wives, perfect.

El Tejon · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2007, 08:04:53 AM »

mbs, our people call it "maize", I believe that is an Urdu word.

charby · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2007, 08:53:28 AM »

Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.

El Tejon · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2007, 08:55:11 AM »

I thought it was Going Wild Turkey? Man, screwed that up.

Brad Johnson · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2007, 09:10:45 AM »

How do they get teflon to stick to a skillet when nothing sticks to teflon?

Brad

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Author Topic: She's the Queen of my Double-Wide Trailer (Read 14258 times)

HForrest