Adventurer: Yeah, I need a sword.
Blacksmith: Oh, great, we're having a sale today on flaming swords!
Adventurer: Ummmm...but, I haven't looted any tombs just yet...
Blacksmith: No worries, it's a BIG sale. $10. Right over there!
Adventurer: [picks up sheathed sword] COOL! Let's see...[starts to unsheath it]
Blacksmith: NOOOOO!!!!
SWORD: Oh wow, this is great, I'm naked in public and being held by a MAN! FABulous!!!