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What part of an Oreo cookie is most desirable?

The chocolate cookie part.
4 (18.2%)
Vaccines cause autism.
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I think fisty needs to lay off the weed for a little while.
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Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« on: July 26, 2019, 04:25:14 PM »
I have set up this poll in such a way that Double Stuff aficionados may change their votes, if they've voted incorrectly.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2019, 04:30:36 PM »
Yeah, I'll stick with my vote, you uncouth heathen.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2019, 04:34:16 PM »
Yay! I have the autistics!
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2019, 04:46:39 PM »
Sign me up for the autistics too. Much better than that other stupid choice. :P  =D
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2019, 04:49:10 PM »
Why don't you ask Mr. Owl?
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2019, 04:52:02 PM »
Oreos cause Autism, apparently.   =D
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2019, 05:42:21 PM »
I think fisty needs to lay off the weed for a little while.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2019, 05:52:20 PM »
I had no idea there were so many anti-vaxxers here.  :P
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2019, 07:02:06 PM »
Am... I going blind? WHAT Poll?
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2019, 07:05:11 PM »
And apparently there is more than one uncouth heathen on this board. *raises eyebrow*

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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2019, 08:20:08 PM »
RE: Oreo's, Original or Thins please. I like the original ratio of Stuff to Cookie.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2019, 08:26:23 PM »
Is this a disguised attempt to start a vaccination dialogue?

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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2019, 08:47:27 PM »
I think fisty needs to lay off the weed for a little while.

That should be one of the poll options.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2019, 08:51:34 PM »
Considering the blond colored Oreos tastes just as good, I don't think it is just the chocolate cookie. 

That would mean if there was a package that only had the chocolate cookies, you would buy that in preference. 
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2019, 08:53:05 PM »
Honestly, the whole question is like asking which is the better part of a Reese's Peanut Butter cup.  If they were separate, it wouldn't be the same.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2019, 09:06:49 PM »
Where's the option for they aren't all that great?
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2019, 09:11:17 PM »
Need another poll option:
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2019, 09:15:48 PM »
Oh, THAT Poll!
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2019, 09:17:14 PM »
Chem-trails cause Liberalism!

Where's that option?
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2019, 09:18:27 PM »
That should be one of the poll options.

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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2019, 09:26:31 PM »
How about Oreos are racist! as an option?
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2019, 09:29:24 PM »
But, but the Black part has trapped and controls the White part!  :old:
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2019, 09:31:11 PM »
Considering the blond colored Oreos tastes just as good, I don't think it is just the chocolate cookie. 

That would mean if there was a package that only had the chocolate cookies, you would buy that in preference. 

Just the cookies? I'd like to try that. I really like the thin ones.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2019, 10:51:34 PM »
Considering the blond colored Oreos tastes just as good, I don't think it is just the chocolate cookie. 

That would mean if there was a package that only had the chocolate cookies, you would buy that in preference. 

If they sold packages of golden cookie on one side and chocolate on the other with double stuff I'd buy the the hell out of them.
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Re: Oreo Cookie Appreciation 101
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2019, 01:47:11 AM »
Is this a disguised attempt to start a vaccination dialogue?

Hey, tell me I'm wrong and I'll agree that I am and let it go.
                      

No. The poll is set up so you either like the cookie part or you're as stupid as an anti-vaxxer. Or fistful needs to lay off the cheeba.
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