Author Topic: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo  (Read 1070 times)

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/camels-testicles-woman-louisiana-truck-stop-zoo-authorities

https://www.foxnews.com/us/camels-testicles-woman-louisiana-truck-stop-zoo-authorities
That is a headline you don't see every day.

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The woman's husband had been throwing treats to their dog under Caspar the camel's fence Wednesday evening before the dog went inside, the Iberville Parish Sheriff's Office said Sunday.

After the dog began interacting with the camel, the couple crawled in to get it, officials said. While inside, the camel sat on the woman and she bit the animal, a male dromedary, to get it off of her.

"She said, ‘I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,'” Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. said.
This is a really messed up story, but I have never had a camel sit on me.  Maybe that can make a person desperate. 

I guess it was good for her the husband was there.  Hard to imagine what he would have thought if he heard this story after the fact. 
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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2019, 10:22:11 AM »
You know with a title like that, I just had to click it to see what was going on.   :rofl:
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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2019, 10:32:10 AM »
I'm just interested in the (lack of) thought process that led to:

"I'm worried about my dog in with this large animal. LET ME CRAWL IN THERE TOO AND PUT MYSELF AT ITS MERCY AS WELL."

Someone had a visit from the bad idea fairy.
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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2019, 10:33:09 AM »
Looks like Florida Man has a sister..... Florida Woman! :)

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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2019, 10:57:11 AM »
I was hoping for some sort of mention of camel toe.
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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2019, 11:09:45 AM »
Looks like Florida Man has a sister..... Florida Woman! :)

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I forgot to mention that is was Florida Woman.  I would hate for someone to think Louisiana Woman did this. 
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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2019, 11:31:26 AM »
But there is a Louisiana man out there...Louisiana man dies in Africa after underwater marriage proposal goes wrong (this was a link in the OP article.)  

Sometimes when I hear a story like that it make wonder if Darwin's ghost just decided to take preemptive action "just in case".
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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2019, 03:52:39 AM »
Exact circumstances causing his death were unclear.

Maybe he didn't wait the prescribed half hour before going swimming?

Not a joke.  Really wondering what happened.

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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2019, 09:06:34 AM »
I heard a parody song this morning. 

To the tune of Seven Spanish Angels:  "There was a Louisiana Camel who was bitten on the b***".............................
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2019, 02:56:47 PM »
Hubby's first reaction probably was, "Where did she learn that? She doesn't do it for me !"

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Re: Camel's testicles bitten by woman at Louisiana truck stop petting zoo
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2019, 06:07:47 PM »
I heard a parody song this morning. 

To the tune of Seven Spanish Angels:  "There was a Louisiana Camel who was bitten on the b***".............................

"Walton and Johnson" Do you have a recording? I SO wanna know!
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