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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #850 on: May 01, 2025, 08:18:55 PM »
Tim Walz Volunteers To Wear Gorilla Suit And Wrestle 100 Men
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #851 on: May 06, 2025, 07:02:16 PM »
Woman Terrified Of White Men Leaves Africa For Minnesota
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #852 on: May 06, 2025, 10:09:39 PM »
Corporal Klinger finally discharged from the Army after trans military ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/corporal-klinger-finally-discharged-from-army-after-trans-military-ban
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #853 on: May 07, 2025, 06:43:51 AM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on May 06, 2025, 10:09:39 PM
Corporal Klinger finally discharged from the Army after trans military ban

https://babylonbee.com/news/corporal-klinger-finally-discharged-from-army-after-trans-military-ban

I laughed hard at that one!
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MAGA unto others as you would have them MAGA unto you!

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring—it was peace. — Milan Kundera


The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #854 on: May 08, 2025, 10:59:08 AM »
Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #855 on: May 11, 2025, 11:41:43 PM »
Non-Menstruating Partner Wishes Menstruating Partner A Happy Birthing Person's Day

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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #856 on: May 12, 2025, 12:58:33 AM »
We have "Wives Day" in our house. My wife is incapable of giving birth and that has always bothered her greatly. We also have "Husband's Day" although I am MUCH less bothered by it.
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #857 on: May 14, 2025, 12:06:34 PM »
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #858 on: May 16, 2025, 01:51:00 PM »
Worrying: America Is Just As Unprepared Now For A Giant Monkey Climbing Skyscrapers As We Were In 1933
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #859 on: May 16, 2025, 04:08:44 PM »
 :rofl:

Trump Asks When He’ll Get To See The Elves And Hobbits On His Middle East Tour
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Unlike the left we can laugh at ourselves
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― George Orwell, 1984

“Those who believe without reason cannot be convinced by reason.”
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #860 on: May 16, 2025, 04:11:13 PM »
Quote from: WLJ on May 16, 2025, 01:51:00 PM
Worrying: America Is Just As Unprepared Now For A Giant Monkey Climbing Skyscrapers As We Were In 1933
https://babylonbee.com/news/worrying-america-is-just-as-unprepared-now-for-a-giant-monkey-climbing-skyscrapers-as-we-were-in-1933
I have this advertising idea for someone selling 50 cal rifles.  .....
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Re: Babylon Bee
« Reply #861 on: May 16, 2025, 07:22:58 PM »
Ha! I know I'm stupid

Study: Nobody Thinks They’re Stupid, But Many Are
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― George Orwell, 1984

“Those who believe without reason cannot be convinced by reason.”
― James Randi
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