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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2020, 01:44:46 PM »
 Nice.   =D
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2020, 01:47:51 PM »
Nice.   =D

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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2020, 02:54:22 PM »
I don't get it. I desire neither a ponytail nor beard.
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2020, 03:17:21 PM »
I don't get it. I desire neither a ponytail nor beard.

You're the one who is always boomer-plaining about the hipsters. Plus what used to be a hipster didn't have a pony tail.
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2020, 03:30:44 PM »
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2020, 03:36:24 PM »


That's not quite right. Where's the skinny jeans choice?
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2020, 03:39:12 PM »
That's not quite right. Where's the skinny jeans choice?

He's already wearing skinny jeans.

But skinny jeans are mainstream now, so not very hipster.
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2020, 03:40:27 PM »
You're the one who is always boomer-plaining about the hipsters. Plus what used to be a hipster didn't have a pony tail.

Okay, well, I'll be boomer-chillaxin in the shade by my bass pond, sipping whiskey and watching the fish jump, while you come up with another zinger. Take your time.  :laugh:
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2020, 03:55:09 PM »
He's already wearing skinny jeans.

But skinny jeans are mainstream now, so not very hipster.

Skinny jeans are mainstream now?  Oh, Lord.  We are a doomed society.   :old:   =D
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2020, 04:51:29 PM »
Skinny jeans are mainstream now?  Oh, Lord.  We are a doomed society.   :old:   =D

Even worse, they are like yoga pants for women -too many people with no business wearing them wear them.
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2020, 06:25:38 PM »
Okay, well, I'll be boomer-chillaxin in the shade by my bass pond, sipping whiskey and watching the fish jump, while you come up with another zinger. Take your time.  :laugh:

Well, darn you and your country hipster boomer ways!  =D
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2020, 09:14:06 PM »
Damn Karen boomers will be the end of us. Co e on Larry try a big magnet and see if you can pull in an iron rich asteroid.
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2020, 09:15:35 PM »
Okay, well, I'll be boomer-chillaxin in the shade by my bass pond, sipping whiskey and watching the fish jump, while you come up with another zinger. Take your time.  :laugh:

Then I think this one is more appropriate: https://americanstrong.com/products/i-hate-people

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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2020, 09:21:42 PM »
Damn that's my shirt. Where did you find it?
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2020, 09:24:22 PM »
Then I think this one is more appropriate: https://americanstrong.com/products/i-hate-people



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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2020, 09:30:58 PM »
I have a shirt around here somewhere my wife got me years ago that says piss off wanker. That was fun to wear to country bars
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #17 on: April 28, 2020, 10:00:13 PM »
Then I think this one is more appropriate: https://americanstrong.com/products/i-hate-people

[img]https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0296/3403/5849/products/i-hate-people-shirt-2_2000x.jpg

Yeah, I'm down with that one.  :lol:
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2020, 10:15:35 PM »
I just asked my wife to get that for me. She said I don't go anywhere people don't know I hate them.
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2020, 11:37:39 PM »
My wife got me a t shirt that said "My belly stick our further than my DickeyDo."  I think I should have been upset, but everybody I know said they liked the shirt.
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Re: I found Ben a T-shirt
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2020, 12:28:02 AM »
My wife got me a t shirt that said "My belly stick our further than my DickeyDo."  I think I should have been upset, but everybody I know said they liked the shirt.
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