I'd give fistful's kidney for a new wheelset for my bike. The wheels I have on my Cross Check right now are little too light and flimsy for general use. They're also fugly black, not shiny silver like proper bike wheels ought to be. I woulda bought a new wheelset last season, but I've been short on cash. But if I could pay with fistful's body parts instead...
HIJACK!Let me recommend Bontrager Select wheels. I've got them on my crosscheck for racing cyclocross, and they are nearly bulletproof and under $200.
Fistful's left kidney? I'll take a six pack of beer....the good stuff, maybe some local microbrew....